The 2009 SMAG Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive

The SMAG 2009 Top 100

Our 4th annual conspectus, celebrating the Top 100 women inspiring female empowerment today.

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The Smartasses Magazine Sexiest Woman Alive of 2009

The 2009 SMAG Top 100MEGAN fox

Megan’s Previous Top 100 Marks – Last Year: 2 * 2007: 6 * 2006: 5

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Why We Think She’s Hot

Megan Fox opines, “If you want your girls to feel strong, and intelligent, and be outspoken, and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah.” Wow. Combine that with the way she seems to literally sudor seduction from her pores, suffice it to say, if the Greeks ever decide to have a Goddess of Allurement, it will be Megan Fox. If you do the math, you’ll also surmise that Miss Megan was first on our radar in 2006, a full year before that particular MichaelBaySplosions film in 2007 that landed her in everyone else’s crosshairs. Considering the total package, with respect to Marilyn Monroe, who Fox ironically had tattooed on her right arm at one time, this ravenous haired hottie is arguably the sexiest woman to ever exist. There’s a reason that The Sun declared August 4 to be Megan Fox Day, and we celebrate it every year ourselves. But nothing may be better than her most notable quote, “I never call them guys, I always call them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex — my needing to keep them down. Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.” Double wow.

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The complete SMAG 2009 Top 100

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100: Pebbles *
99: Vanessa Mae
98: Parker Posey
97: Selma Blair *
96: Cat Osterman *
95: Summer Altice
94: Kate Moss
93: Maria Sharapova
92: Carolina Marconi
91: Alicia Keys
90: Sophia Bush
89: Uma Thurman
88: Roselyn Sanchez
87: Skyler Shaye
86: Carmen Soo
85: Jennifer Garner
84: Liv Tyler
83: Christy Hemme
82: Eva Mendes
81: Janel Parrish
80: Amelia Vega
79: Rachel Bilson
78: Kate Beckinsale
77: Barbie Blank *
76: Alizee
75: Allison Stokke *
74: Portia de Rossi
73: Naomi Campbell
72: Riyo Mori *
71: Harisu
70: Tricia Helfer *
69: Gina Gershon
68: Boa Kwon
67: Anne Hathaway
66: Sade
65: Shakira
64: Kristin Kreuk
63: Amerie
62: Valentina Gonzalez *
61: Rose McGowan
60: Gianna Jun
59: Hilary Swank
58: Mallika Sherawat *
57: Bridget Fuentez
56: Kit Hoover
55: Karen David *
54: Lauren Conrad *
53: Layla El *
52: Olga Kurylenko
51: Vanessa Minnillo
50: Taylor Carico *
49: Carolina Ardohain
48: Jeanne Fairchild *
47: Ana Ivanovic
46: Priyanka Chopra *
45: Nicole Scherzinger
44: Amanda Kimmel
43: Tangmo *
42: Tania Raymonde *
41: Vanessa Ferlito
40: Avril Lavigne
39: Jolene Blalock
38: Dayana Mendoza *
37: Caroline Correa
36: Carmella DeCesare
35: Mila Kunis *
34: Katharine McPhee
33: Emmanuelle Vaugier
32: Danna Garcia
31: Catherine Zeta Jones
30: Torrey DeVitto
29: Alyssa Milano *
28: Jolin Tsai
27: Elise Novak *
26: Sarah Shahi
25: Zhang Ziyi
24: Melina Perez
23: Donna Feldman
22: Qi Shu
21: Vikki Blows
20: Rihanna
19: Ana Beatriz Barros
18: Kim Kardashian
17: Jana Kramer
16: Navi Rawat *
15: Cassie
14: Noemie Lenoir
13: Adrienne Acton
12: Natalie Martinez
11: Jessica Alba
10: Odette Annable *
9: Hyori Lee
8: Vanessa Hudgens
7: Beyonce
6: Angelina Jolie
5: Adriana Lima
4: Sarah Pate *
3: Kourtney Kardashian *
2: Rosario Dawson
1: Megan Fox

* First Year

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