Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive 2009 – Megan Fox: Sexiest Woman Alive

Smartasses Magazine 2009 Sexiest Woman Alive

The SMAG 2009 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive – Our 4th Annual. Edifying women who celebrate female empowerment and making a difference. Smartasses Magazine’s 2009 Sexiest Woman Alive – Megan Fox.

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SMAG’s 2009 Sexiest Woman Alive

Smartasses Magazine 2009 Top 100 Sexiest Women AliveMEGAN Fox

Last Year 2 * 2007 – 6 * 2006 – 5

LAST YEAR: Jessica Alba – 2007: Kristin Kreuk – 2006: Angelina Jolie

Megan Fox Smartasses Magazine 2009 Sexiest Woman Alive

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Why We Think She’s Hot

Megan Fox opines, “If you want your girls to feel strong, and intelligent, and be outspoken, and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah.” Wow. Combine that with the way she seems to literally sudor seduction from her pores, suffice it to say, if the Greeks ever decide to have a Goddess of Allurement, it will be Megan Fox. Which basically explains why Fox is the veritable Archie Griffin of the annual Smartasses Top 100 compendium, being the only gal to ever be named our Sexiest Woman Alive twice. If you do the math, you’ll also surmise that Miss Megan was first on our radar in 2006, a full year before that particular MichaelBaySplosions film in 2007 that landed her in everyone else’s crosshairs. Considering the total package, with respect to Marilyn Monroe, who Fox ironically had tattooed on her right arm at one time, this ravenous haired hottie is arguably the sexiest woman to ever exist. There’s a reason that The Sun declared August 4 to be Megan Fox Day, and we celebrate it every year ourselves. But nothing may be better than her most notable quote, “I never call them guys, I always call them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex — my needing to keep them down. Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.” Double wow.

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100: Pebbles
99: Vanessa Mae
98: Parker Posey
97: Selma Blair
96: Cat Osterman
95: Summer Altice
94: Kate Moss
93: Maria Sharapova
92: Carolina Marconi
91: Alicia Keys
90: Sophia Bush
89: Uma Thurman
88: Roselyn Sanchez
87: Skyler Shaye
86: Carmen Soo
85: Jennifer Garner
84: Liv Tyler
83: Christy Hemme
82: Eva Mendes
81: Janel Parrish
80: Amelia Vega
79: Rachel Bilson
78: Kate Beckinsale
77: Barbie Blank
76: Alizee
75: Allison Stokke
74: Portia de Rossi
73: Naomi Campbell
72: Riyo Mori
71: Harisu
70: Tricia Helfer
69: Gina Gershon
68: Boa Kwon
67: Anne Hathaway
66: Sade
65: Shakira
64: Kristin Kreuk
63: Amerie
62: Valentina Gonzalez
61: Rose McGowan
60: Gianna Jun
59: Hilary Swank
58: Mallika Sherawat
57: Bridget Fuentez
56: Kit Hoover
55: Karen David
54: Lauren Conrad
53: Layla El
52: Olga Kurylenko
51: Vanessa Minnillo
50: Taylor Carico
49: Carolina Ardohain
48: Jeanne Fairchild
47: Ana Ivanovic
46: Priyanka Chopra
45: Nicole Scherzinger
44: Amanda Kimmel
43: Tangmo
42: Tania Raymonde
41: Vanessa Ferlito
40: Avril Lavigne
39: Jolene Blalock
38: Dayana Mendoza
37: Caroline Correa
36: Carmella DeCesare
35: Mila Kunis
34: Katharine McPhee
33: Emmanuelle Vaugier
32: Danna Garcia
31: Catherine Zeta Jones
30: Torrey DeVitto
29: Alyssa Milano
28: Jolin Tsai
27: Elise Novak
26: Sarah Shahi
25: Zhang Ziyi
24: Melina Perez
23: Donna Feldman
22: Qi Shu
21: Vikki Blows
20: Rihanna
19: Ana Beatriz Barros
18: Kim Kardashian
17: Jana Kramer
16: Navi Rawat
15: Cassie
14: Noemie Lenoir
13: Adrienne Acton
12: Natalie Martinez
11: Jessica Alba
10: Odette Annable
9: Hyori Lee
8: Vanessa Hudgens
7: Beyonce
6: Angelina Jolie
5: Adriana Lima
4: Sarah Pate
3: Kourtney Kardashian
2: Rosario Dawson
1: Megan Fox

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