2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive: 100 99 98

Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive

The Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive -Our 11th Annual. Edifying women who celebrate female empowerment and making a difference. 100, 99 & 98: Seattle Sea Gals, Jennifer Aniston & Anna Kendrick.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive100 SEATTLE Sea Gals

2015 – N/A

LAST YEAR: Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders – 2014: Amanda Crew – MOST INTERESTING: Cecily Strong (2013)
A DECADE AGO: Helen Slater

Seattle Sea Gals Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Seattle Sea Gals Bio * Seattle Sea Gals Gallery * Seattle Sea Gals Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

When we listed out our Smartasses Magazine Top 25 Sexiest NFL Cheerleading squads last Autumn, we explained how the gap on the heat-index, from the number three San Diego Charger Girls to the number two Seattle Sea Gals is a veritable canyon. Conversely, the distance between the green & blue squad who cheers with the 12’s and the winning Dolphins Cheerleaders is well, about as minuscule of a gap as one intercepted play-action pass from the goal line during the last seconds of Super Bowl XLIX costing an entire game. We look at it this way: The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders are the AFC champs, the Sea Gals are the NFC champs, and only one tiny single thread of a pom-pom separates them. Which is why they are here. In 2015, we broke our own mold by allowing an entire, collective group (plural) to be named the #100 Sexiest Woman Alive (singular) when the gals of orange & aqua took the spot. For 2016, we figured the Sea Gals deserved the same recognition. Furthermore, as our first decade of Top 100 compendiums proves, seeing as how three of our ten number one’s hail from the city of Vancouver, Canada, clearly “the most beautiful women in the world hail from the Pacific Northwest.”

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive99 JENNIFER Aniston

2011 – 72

LAST YEAR: Shannen Doherty – 2014: Anna Fenninger – MOST INTERESTING: Vanessa Mae (2007 & 2009)
A DECADE AGO: Asia Argento

Jennifer Aniston Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Jennifer Aniston Bio * Jennifer Aniston Gallery * Jennifer Aniston Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

If by some insane stretch of the imagination, you’ve been living off planet for several years, not unlike Charlton Heston in Omega Man, and have no clue who Jennifer Aniston is, well, it’s time you woke up and smelled the Central Perk. She not only has killer eyes and gorgeous legs, she’s also intelligent, funny, and best of all- humble. What else can we say? Every possible superlative has already been written about Aniston, and her package seems to become more endearing with each passing year.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive98 ANNA Kendrick

2011 – 94 * 2010 – 80

LAST YEAR: Sulli Choi – 2014: Meagan Good – MOST INTERESTING: Taryne Mowatt (2011)
A DECADE AGO: Vanessa Mae

Anna Kendrick Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Anna Kendrick Bio * Anna Kendrick Gallery * Anna Kendrick Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

If we can let you in on a little secret, Anna’ Kendricks birthday falls only one day removed of that of our magazine’s creator, which doesn’t just account for why her twitter feed and ours are so similar, it probably validates exactly why she’s plausibly our favorite celebrity of the twenty-teens as well. Which basically means, if all you know about Anna is Up In The Air and the Twilight flicks, you’re missing out on one of the brightest young minds in Hollywood today. While it’s very august, that this lovely August born Leo was either nominated for, or won awards for six of her first nine films, there is so much more to Miss Kendrick than just her stats and acting skills. In fact, if you ever get into a situation where someone forces you to follow only one person on Twitter, Anna’s all you need, and you’d be wise to dig up her Shower Thoughts on the web to boot. Likewise, go rent any of her Pitch Perfect films, or better yet, her indie stuff like Drinking Buddies or Happy Christmas. Trust us, any bookie will tell you that if you do, it’s a safe bet that you’ll fall in love with Anna Kendrick as much as we have.

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