2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive: 13 12 11

Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive

The Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive -Our 11th Annual. Edifying women who celebrate female empowerment and making a difference. 13, 12 & 11: Niobe Noir, Hyejeong Shin & Megan Fox.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive13 NIOBE Noir

2015 – 18

LAST YEAR: Lyndsy Fonseca – 2014: Brianna Garcia – MOST INTERESTING: Adrienne Acton (2009)
A DECADE AGO: Korina Longin

Niobe Noir Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Niobe Noir Bio * Niobe Noir Gallery * Niobe Noir Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

Ask any given teacher at any given school and they will tell you- when it’s test time, if you’re ever presented with the option of choosing “All of the Above”, take it. So now that you know what the answer is, here’s our multiple choice question: What is the appeal of the living goddess that is Niobe Noir, your choice for the Smartasses Magazine 2014 Amazing Gal of the Year? Soft and cuddly or dark and badass? Maybe the better question to ask is “Why isn’t she a religion yet?” though, we imagine she’ll conquer that barrier someday too. Because she should be.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive12 HYEJEONG Shin

2015 – 25 * 2014 – 34 * 2013 – 70

LAST YEAR: Hyori Lee – 2014: Bridget Graham – MOST INTERESTING: Beyonce (2012)
A DECADE AGO: Kim Smith

Hyejeong Shin Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Hyejeong Shin Bio * Hyejeong Shin Gallery * Hyejeong Shin Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

When the Korean girl group Ace of Angels debuted on July 30, 2012, each of the original eight members of the now super girl group were each given their own description, and Hyejeong Shin was dubbed, The most beautiful among the Angels. Fans of Seolhyun might take a teeny bit of umbrage with that monicker, however, unless you want to debate semantics and technicalities, we not only get the point, we do not disagree. At five feet seven inches and one hundred and five pounds, AOA’s Hyejeong personifies the predominantly Korean, and oh so bewitching fashion statement of frail femininity, and we love it. Her legs are absolute perfection, her soft and pouty little smile soaks the term adorable for absolutely everything that it’s worth, and she has the voice of, well… an angel. We’re jelly baby.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive11 MEGAN Fox

2015 – 36 * 2014 – 22 * 2013 – 6 * 2012 – 3 * 2011 – 4 * 2010 – 1 * 2009 – 1 * 2008 – 2 * 2007 – 6 * 2006 – 5

LAST YEAR: Jasmine Villegas – 2014: Avril Lavigne – MOST INTERESTING: Vikki Blows (2008)
A DECADE AGO: Bianca Kajlich

Megan Fox Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Megan Fox Bio * Megan Fox Gallery * Megan Fox Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

What does the Fox say? “If you want your girls to feel strong, and intelligent, and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah.” Wow. Combine that with the way she seems to literally sudor seduction from her pores, suffice it to say, if the Greeks ever decide to have a Goddess of Allurement, it will be Megan Fox. Which basically explains why Fox is the veritable Archie Griffin of the annual Smartasses Top 100 compendium, being the only gal to ever be named our Sexiest Woman Alive twice. If you do the math, you’ll also surmise that Miss Megan was first on our radar in 2006, a full year before that particular MichaelBaySplosions film in 2007 that landed her in everyone else’s crosshairs. Considering the total package, with respect to Marilyn Monroe, who Fox ironically had tattooed on her right arm at one time, and of course, Angelina Jolie, this ravenous haired hottie is arguably the sexiest woman to ever exist. There’s a reason that The Sun declared August 4 to be Megan Fox Day, and we celebrate it every year ourselves. But nothing may be better than her most notable quote, “I never call them guys, I always call them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex — my needing to keep them down. Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.” Double wow.

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