2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive: 22 21 20

Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive

The Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive -Our 11th Annual. Edifying women who celebrate female empowerment and making a difference. 22, 21 & 20: Sohee Ahn, Allyn Hoang & Annie Jaffrey.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive22 SOHEE Ahn

2015 – 10 * 2014 – 32 * 2013 – 80

LAST YEAR: Ariana Grande – 2014: Ashley Benson – MOST INTERESTING: Chelsea Gilligan (2012)
A DECADE AGO: Verona Pooth

Sohee Ahn Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Sohee Ahn Bio * Sohee Ahn Gallery * Sohee Ahn Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

If you’ve ever seen photographs of Sohee’s seemingly endless legs, you’d probably be shocked and amazed to find out that she stands at only five foot four. Which is fine with us. Somehow that just justifies our silly desire to prop her up in the corner of the bedroom among all the other cuddly and adorable plush toys. Morning coffee? We’d rather have Morning Sohee, thank you very much.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive21 ALLYN Hoang

2015 – 64

LAST YEAR: Shuangshuang Pan – 2014: Odette Annable – MOST INTERESTING: Rose McGowan (2008)
A DECADE AGO: Summer Altice

Allyn Hoang Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Allyn Hoang Bio * Allyn Hoang Gallery * Allyn Hoang Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

Petite Allyn Hoang is living proof that not everything that comes from Texas is bigger. But she doesn’t let that stop her. In fact, one look at any of her photos on any of her very active social media profiles only hooks her Hook ’em horns in you all the more, as it becomes painfully obvious that Miss Allyn is not only a hustler and woman on the move, but just happens to have an absolutely impeccable sense of style to boot- and we don’t mean a cowboy boot. All puns aside, it makes sense that Hoang was one of the top vote getters in our 2012 & 2013 “Who Should Make Smartasses Magazine’s Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive For The First Time?” fan polls, and it’s easy to see why this former beauty pageant queen is all the reason you need to tap your local cable provider on the shoulder, in order to find a way to start carrying Eye Opener TV in your particular neck of the woods. Let’s be reasonable, after all– if Allyn’s gratuitously sunny smile isn’t the only thing you need to open your eye then the only thing we might suggest is pouring an entire pot of coffee directly in it.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive20 ANNIE Jaffrey

2015 – 37 * 2014 – 27 * 2013 – 71

LAST YEAR: Jessica Lowndes – 2014: Naya Rivera – MOST INTERESTING: Taylor Momsen (2013)
A DECADE AGO: Qi Shu

Annie Jaffrey Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Annie Jaffrey Bio * Annie Jaffrey Gallery * Annie Jaffrey Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

William Golding once said, “I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men– they are far superior and always have been” and Annie Jaffrey is the living quintessence of that fact. Once described as “The perfect blend of European sophistication and urban chic”, to us, Annie is that girl you see properly lording over the type of shameless man-children one might find sophomorically goofing about in an NFL halftime commercial. The beauty of it, is that even the most idiotic of those dummy-suckling males wouldn’t dare roll their eyes at Miss Jaffrey after she corrects them and sits them in the corner, because deep down they, like us, would intrinsically recognize that she really does know best. Forgetting for a moment Annie’s insanely perfect looks, which make her appear as if she’s the missing sister of both Alyssa Milano and Alexis Neiers, watch just one of her Annie’s Beauty Life videos, and somehow every other woman on the planet just seems to fade away. The enticing scent of cosmetics seems downright palpable, which in and of itself is amorous, and watching her coo out make-up tips with her soothing voice and girly & carefree confidence, you find yourself completely enthralled, hoping her video lesson will somehow never end. She is masterful at her craft, without ever becoming arrogant or condescending, and one cannot help but feel that sitting at her snow white Chuck Taylors and learning the lipstick-shade nuances between coral and roseate, or why you need two forks to properly eat dinner, is somehow exactly where they belong. Almost to a fault, Jaffrey inspires confidence, is uplifting, and makes others feel like they can accomplish anything. If Mt. Olympus had a Goddess of Ladylikeness, it would be Annie Jaffrey.

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