2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive: 55 54 53

Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive

The Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive -Our 11th Annual. Edifying women who celebrate female empowerment and making a difference. 55, 54 & 53: Taylor Momsen, Katy Perry & Benita Robledo.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive55 TAYLOR Momsen

2015 – 69 * 2014 – 29 * 2013 – 20 * 2012 – 90

LAST YEAR: Adelaide Kane – 2014: Olivia Munn – MOST INTERESTING: Yubin Kim (2012)
A DECADE AGO: Nadine Velazquez

Taylor Momsen Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Taylor Momsen Bio * Taylor Momsen Gallery * Taylor Momsen Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

How many of you walk around concerned that you’re a bad influence on Madonna’s daughter, or have Heidi Montag singing sh*t you wrote when you were eight? Taylor Momsen is that cool. You could be Fonzie, hanging out with James Bond, James Dean, Dean Martin, the dude who invented motorcycles and the first person who ever used the word cool… and Taylor Momsen would still be cooler than you. Sure, maybe her garters, ripped stockings, biker jackets, and the whole glassy eyed pseudo-lesbian punk rock goth emo rocker-babe ‘thing’ she has going on has sort-of been done before, but nowhere near to the level that she brings it, and where most gals are just pretending they don’t care what you think, Taylor, really, does not care what you think. We have to say, that confident indifference multiplies her scoville-meter by about a thousand fold. Not to mention, three words: Terrifically. Long. Legs. Is it any wonder that the entire world is dying to nip at her spiked heels? Speaking of which, Taylor’s shoes alone should be a religion.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive54 KATY Perry

2015 – 40 * 2014 – 58 * 2013 – 24 * 2012 – 16 * 2011 – 40 * 2010 – 58

LAST YEAR: Callie Cosplay – 2014: Destinee Hooker – MOST INTERESTING: Barbara Palvin (2013)
A DECADE AGO: Sade

Katy Perry Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Katy Perry Bio * Katy Perry Gallery * Katy Perry Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

Her song lyrics often speak for themselves, but when they don’t, we’ll gladly take Katy Perry’s attitude, outspokenness and overall scorpio-goodness as the consolation prize. But we don’t want to be greedy either. So let it be written that we here at Smartasses Magazine are just as fine also, if all we are permitted to do is to simply stare into Miss Perry’s huge, gorgeous blue eyes, and occasionally check our reflection in the shine of her vivid black, Vampirella hair.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive53 BENITA Robledo

2015 – 75 * 2014 – 73 * 2013 – 88

LAST YEAR: Kristin Kreuk – 2014: Amber Heard – MOST INTERESTING: Seychelle Gabriel (2012)
A DECADE AGO: Jessica Biel

Benita Robledo Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Benita Robledo Bio * Benita Robledo Gallery * Benita Robledo Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

Who is the best Intern of F.I.E.L.D.? Why yes, it’s the same gal who has quickly become a fan-fave each week on MTV’s action-drama, Teen Wolf. Whether we like to believe she plays Deputy Clark or Officer Clarke on the music network’s popular show is irrelevant– either way we are definitely Team Benita. While we’re at it, just to set the record straight, unlike most of the people who enjoy referencing the most well-known Lowe’s commercial of all-time by screaming Righty-tighty! at Benita Robledo whenever she strolls by in her cute little Chuck Taylors, though we wish we could say we had caught her on Gossip Girl, it was actually her bright-eyed and bushy-tailed approach to parcel post packaging in the 2010 USPS commercial that first lit our lamp oil. Now if only we could get her back on Agent Carter, all would be right in the world.

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