2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive: 7 6 5

Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive

The Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive -Our 11th Annual. Edifying women who celebrate female empowerment and making a difference. 7, 6 & 5: Taylor Parks, Brianna J Garcia & Yubin Kim.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women AliveTAYLOR Parks

2015 – 8 * 2014 – 26

LAST YEAR: Alodia Gosiengfiao – 2014: Chelsea Gilligan – MOST INTERESTING: Kate Moss (2006 & 2007)
A DECADE AGO: Kate Moss

Taylor Parks Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Taylor Parks Bio * Taylor Parks Gallery * Taylor Parks Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

In the latter half of the last decade, little perked our imagination more than the freewheeling & fun, alternative style of the Scene Queens– and Taylor Parks was perhaps their somewhat less-alternative poster child. Fast forward several years and watch just a few of her vlogs, and no one can deny that Parks still not only epitomizes fun, free-spiritedness and radness, but she has become the very definition of cuddly, is the undisputed Queen of Awesomeness, and serves as proof positive that cute is sexy.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women AliveBRIANNA J Garcia

2015 – 16 * 2014 – 13 * 2013 – 69

LAST YEAR: Avril Lavigne – 2014: Sooyoung Choi – MOST INTERESTING: Tanesha Taylor (2010)
A DECADE AGO: Beyonce

Brianna Garcia Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Brianna J Garcia Bio * Brianna J Garcia Gallery * Brianna J Garcia Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

Brianna J Garcia possesses the kind of aesthetically-pleasing mature-panache, that Vogue cover models would sacrifice to Baal for. Meaning that it’s bitterly ironic that She herself is an Atheist, simply because She’s endowed with the kind of pulchritude that only a deity could create… or obtain. Come to think of it, if there is a God, She probably doesn’t believe in a higher being either. To that end, not unlike the Egyptians proclaimed Alexander the Great to be a demi-god, and not unlike us when we officially proclaimed Avril Lavigne to be a god a few years back, we also officially deified Brianna J Garcia on the September 28, 2015 episode of Smartasses Radio. Jesus gets December 25th, September 27th is Avrilmas, and now March 6th becomes Briannamas each and every year. Trust us, She’s not only about as close to omniscient as it gets, if Seduction Equals Power like our illustrious CEO purports, you’re also very unlikely to ever find a higher power. Worship away.

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Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100 Sexiest Women AliveYUBIN

2015 – 4 * 2014 – 17 * 2013 – 11 * 2012 – 55 * 2011 – 97

LAST YEAR: Christian Serratos – 2014: Alodia Gosiengfiao – MOST INTERESTING: Alexis Neiers (2013)
A DECADE AGO: Megan Fox

Yubin Kim Smartasses Magazine 2016 Top 100

Yubin Bio * Yubin Gallery * Yubin Latest News

Why We Think She’s Hot

Some girls were built for athletics. Some girls were built to design rocket ships. Yubin on the other hand, is a natural born seductress who oozes titillating inducement by simply existing, enthralling anyone within her visual range like a veritable terminatrix of temptation… and she does so almost whimsically. Just one slight movement of those amazing cheekbones, and a spellbinding smirk is unleashed that is so astonishingly hypnotizing, it could make anyone on Earth her unwavering subject.

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